Monday, November 28, 2005
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm....
For some reason I started wondering what happened to the following five "rap/hip-hop" acts:
1. C&C Music Factory: They made me sweat and now, radio silence.
2. KLF: 3 A.M. Eternal has the best use of machine guns in any song except for "Throw Ya Gunz in the Air by....
3. ONYX: Just Slam, du dah dah, du dah dah, let the boyz be boyz and SLAM
4. B.G. The Prince of Rap: This Beat is Hot was Hot but after 15-20 years, you'd figure B.G would be the King, if not the Queen Mother of Rap by now
5. M.C. Search: Clearly the greatest Jewish rapper of all time
My thought is that they are all hanging out at the hip-hop retirement home having an old school battle every weekend while drinking Mad Dog 20/20 and hanging with Big Daddy Kane, Slick Rick and Tribe Called Quest (Qtip is fine but come on already Tribe, I need to find out if you ever found that wallet you left in El Segundo)
At the very least, this would make for a solid SNL Skit.
1. C&C Music Factory: They made me sweat and now, radio silence.
2. KLF: 3 A.M. Eternal has the best use of machine guns in any song except for "Throw Ya Gunz in the Air by....
3. ONYX: Just Slam, du dah dah, du dah dah, let the boyz be boyz and SLAM
4. B.G. The Prince of Rap: This Beat is Hot was Hot but after 15-20 years, you'd figure B.G would be the King, if not the Queen Mother of Rap by now
5. M.C. Search: Clearly the greatest Jewish rapper of all time
My thought is that they are all hanging out at the hip-hop retirement home having an old school battle every weekend while drinking Mad Dog 20/20 and hanging with Big Daddy Kane, Slick Rick and Tribe Called Quest (Qtip is fine but come on already Tribe, I need to find out if you ever found that wallet you left in El Segundo)
At the very least, this would make for a solid SNL Skit.
# posted by fragle21 @ 1:19 PM 
