Eternal Mind of a Spotless Sunshine

There are certain things we take for granted as "normal" or "standard" in NY, but when truly contemplated, are just f'ed up. This past Saturday night @ Rock Candy, a NYC Hot spot. Celebrity sightings abound. I walk by with my "crew," which for the evening was 6 guys and a girl. Bouncer says: "6 dudes and a girl, I can't do it" Without dejection or more than mild protestation we move on. Now if we all had women, what the hell would we be doing at a glorified pickup joint?

Ok, so Jessica and Nick break up and decide to sell their home. That makes sense. It's a nice house, lots of room and now part of cultural history. What confuses me is the purchaser for $3.75 million is...JUSTIN BERFIELD! WTF!!! Reese from Malcolm in the Middle has enough money to buy this place??? Perhaps I am missing something. Does some bank think this yo-yo is going to have enough of a thespian future to pay the mortgage on this? Now I definitley want to smoke whatever that loan officer was smoking...